NOW – the full unabridged trailer of this steamy epic. WATCH as Ifor Williams hooks up with her. GASP as she bumps and grinds and follows him everywhere. SEE what it is that makes the wheels go around as they drive off, 4×4, into the sunset.
Sorry, I just couldn’t resist!
But since you are here, this poem about the book is well worth another read. Originally credited to Pam Ayres, it was actually written by John Summers.
The missus bought a Paperback Well I just left her to it, In her left hand she held a rope; Well fifty years or so ago; Watching Mabel bump and grind; She struggled up upon her feet; Now if you knew our Mabel, She stood there nude, naked like; Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; Well readers, I can’t tell no more; by John Summers Also very funny of the book 50 Sheds of Grey, that at one time was actually selling faster than the original! “Hurt me!’ she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over the workbench. ‘Very well,’ I replied, ‘You’ve got fat ankles and no dress sense.’ Colin Grey’s life was happy and simple until the day everything changed – the day his wife read THAT book. Suddenly, he was thrust head-first into a dark, illicit world of pleasure and pain. This is the story of one man’s struggle against a tide of tempestuous, erotic desire and of the greatest love of all: the love between a man and his shed. WARNING: This book contains graphic shed-based images. Please don’t look if you are easily offended.”
down Shepton, Saturday,
I had a look in her bag;
…T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
…At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor,
And then began to strip.
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said…
I must dominate her!!
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d muttered.
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought oh well, what the hell,
and stood on her left tit!
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one!”
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of Grey.
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