I mean, it’s payback time for all the times they embarrassed you as they were growing up.
Jordan has long since refused to go shopping with us, for fear we might do a ‘Lou and Andy’. How soon they forget the times they used to run around the supermarket swopping price labels on the goods and dropping packets of condoms in elderly ladies’ shopping trolleys.
So it seemed appropriate that on Jordan’s18th birthday we create a suitable card – with his parents taking the role of the Little Britain characters.
And just to prove we don’t really look like Lou and Andy, here’s a shot of us enjoying pre dinner birthday drinks at The Wynnstay.
Oh dear! On second thoughts, I’d better change that to: at least Jayne doesn’t really look like one of the Little Britain crew.