The Daily Wail

Disclaimer:  I did not go out and buy a Daily Mail!!

Okay.  Now we’ve got that clear, let’s examine the headlines:

1. Am I really arsed whether Price Harry’s new bit of royal fluff gets to manage Manchester United…?
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2. Do I really believe that a Daily Mail reporter can even count to 82 without an abacus, let alone be able to master percentages?
   Ah well – so long as it gets some people to buy their comic!
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3. And as for drinking Myleene’s breast milk…
   Oh, Hang on a minute.  This could actually be a viable “story”.
   You see: If pressed, I would have to ask: “Do I have to drink it out of a glass or can I just cut out the “middle man”?