Sorry, I’ll reword that: It was hot hot hot …too hot, in fact, for painting.
Jayne and I were giving the studio’s reception area a bit of a face-lift (read the full story here) and in an attempt to get more paint on the ceiling than on myself, I bought a pair of “paper” overalls. They are really great. Light weight. All-in-one. Zip-up. And with a hood to prevent premature ageing.
Jayne wore hers with pride – whilst worrying of course, whether her bum looked big in it. My bum, on the other hand, spoke for itself – volumes in fact!!
I started on painting the outside. As the day wore on, and the temperature rose, those overalls started to get a little warm. So off came the shirt. Then the pants. It was only when my lovely wife fell about the pavement laughing that I realised the bloody paper overalls were see-through!
♫ I’m too sexy for my shirt… ♫